Thursday, March 27

Spongiform Bovine

I went to the farm to check on Poor Little #51, and after properly draining the fluid from her side discovered that in addition to that pocket, there is fluid (serum) distributed under her skin across the entire left side of her torso. Everywhere you touch you feel and hear a disturbingly unnatural SQUISH. It bubbles around where you push, fluid and gas mixing just as if you were pushing on a soaked sponge. The body will eventually resorb the fluid. Meanwhile, I have a Bovine Spongiform.

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