How it Works

Here's how it works:
1. Get up, go to school.
2. Go to library, try to think.
3. Go to cafeteria, fail to buy food. Have no money. Forget PIN number for ATM.
4. Go back to library, try to think.
5. Go home, eat leftover sandwich.
6. Sit at desk, try to think.
7. Go to grocery store.
8. Go home, sit at desk, try to think.
9. Get a glass of milk.
10. Sit at desk, try to think.
11. Get a glass of chocolate milk.
12. Sit at desk, try to think.
13. Set a limit order to get rid of some stock. Must diversify.
14. Try to think.
15. Go to kitchen, put butter and brown sugar in the kitchenaid, turn it on.
16. Sit at desk, calculate the specific heat of water as 4.18 J/g-K, even though I can just look it up. Calculate it anyway.
17. Go to kitchen, put eggs in the kitchenaid.
18. Sit at desk, figure out that the heat required to raise the temperature of 250 grams of water from 22 degrees C to 98 degrees C is 7.9 X 10-4 J. Great. Now I know.
19. Go to kitchen, mix flour and stuff into the glop in the kitchenaid. Add oatmeal. Eat some of the dough (got milk?). Put the rest in the fridge, didn't really want cookies anyway.
20. Return to desk, make a blog entry.
21. Stare at Chemistry book, try to think...